tastefullyoffensive:

"Lift me, human!"

mossgoth:

good news, everyone: dogs

phobias:

"how are you single?"

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tohkat:

I had to re-create a painting…..I think I did ok

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

yeah i got money 
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dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

lavenderharmony:

ejaculot:

when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like

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I relate to this so hard it’s upsetting me

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

miss-sakamoto:

haha look at the nerd! where you going with all those books, nerd? you going to the library, geek? hey maybe I’ll come with you, you gross nerd. maybe we’ll read books together lmao. maybe we’ll briefly lock eyes and shyly hold hands, you loser hahaha. check it out guys, poindexter and me are going to tenderly kiss and share our sexual awakenings

yoladni:

did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???

frlg:

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thanks