meladoodle:

the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash

sherpurr:

fall out boy songs are perfect to listen to right before you take a big test or while you prepare yourself to talk to your crush or something they get you so freaking pumped and make u feel like u could just go and murder someone

sorry:

my day after being forced to get out of bed early:

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cladstrifuu:

jotarukujo:

YOU’RE ALL FUCKING WEEABOOS AREN’T YOU. EVERYONE REBLOGGING THIS IS AN ANIME FAN AREN’T THEY. THIRSTING AFTER ANIMATED DICK. GO TO CHURCH

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

pyromaniacs-prefer-korean-dramas:

aplacetobebree:

delianisnotonfire:

belladino:

nelladee:

Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

salmon is for desire

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

shinykari:

Netflix has a deep understanding of its userbase.

dajo42:

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

bartokthecat:

All the cool cats wear glasses

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

bl-ushed:

sometimes I think I’m better than everyone else but then I remember I am

redpancla:

did dr. dre even attend medical school?

swagbat:

i want to meet him

blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated